blyn, tik vienas bet - for JTAGs only..  ;||


Release Memoir:

We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and
sick.

It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us.


        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Never forget KURTKNOWSLOT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here ye, Here All, Gather 'Round for the celebration of the release of Fable
III! Now with more dogs and acorns.

His Royal Highness, KurtKnowsLot, has the floor - so why dost thou not sit
down and read his majesty's NFO
to learn what he beseeches of his people. First of all, as heir to the
throne of TorrentAlbion, it was extremely, ridiculously, difficult getting
this gift to you all in celebration of my royally royal birth moment (not
really, dost). Hitherforth we shall all note the appreciation and
aggrandizement of his royal person, for which this ONE WEEK EARLY release
would never come due to all the security royal bullshit within
Fable III: Jed aka His Royal Lordship of Canterbury and Albion's
Westminister regions.

For all you bourgeis players in the masses of His Royal Highness
KurtKnowsLot, know one and only one thing:
Jed and I did this for you. It is personally to share the goodness we had
earlier with you all - because let us be whenceforth..games arrive, yet they
get old. The thankfulness is never fleeting.
Why hold back unecessarily? At this point in time, the king has something to
say.

Ah-rem!~~~~

"Fuck Microsoft." I think I had to say that. Now, you all have $65 more in
your
former empty pockets. Take out your girlfriends, your wives, your kids, your
mothers (yes yours), your prostitutes in the local alley,
whomever you decide to take. At least give them this much on us.

Instructions:

If you don't know how to run this, ask someone in the comments.

Special FUCK-YOU's (because his Royal Majesty Commands It!):

 This is a special section, dedicated to people we fucking despise, that
are seriously fucking worthless, especially to the society and well-being of
the necessitousness of the people around them:

-That One Fucking cunt that told people to wear purses because
   LionHead Studios loves to bullshit about their games (including Fable II
Multiplayer)
   [Grow the fuck up you fucking pussy and make better games so you can
actually
    afford the purses you offer - fuckin dim-witted fashionista]

- Peter 'The Cock Sucking' Molyneux that loves Pine Nuts in Every Tree

- Automatic AC130

-MetA and Pa1n - two big douchebags

-LucasArts a big FUCK YOU to you selfish fat fucking pricks - you fucking
CUNTS and most of all
fuck you all menzos and asianlighted (this is an allusion, kids! Nothing
against
asians) ass-clowns. We're GLAD your shitty SABER BATTLE got LEAKED.

-And most of all: fuck you to every low-life that thinks you are
entitled to this just because someone else will 'pay' for it so you
shouldn't have to. You know
who you all are.

-SUPPORT YOUR DEVELOPERS. THEN AGAIN. FUCK THE DEVELOPERS. STEAL
THIS SHIT, EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT. DON'T PAY FOR IT.
THESE ARE THE SAME CUNTS THAT GIVE FAT-FUCKING  LOW-LIFE so-called
hermaphrodites all this
bullshit they never need to jot down their pointless impressions about the
game.

DON'T BELIEVE these low-level cunts (you know who you ignorant destructing
shits are).