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align="center"><strong style="font-weight: bold;"><span
style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 30pt;">Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:</span></strong><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 20pt;">"Dr. Jones,
at your cervix."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">In a
Podiatrist's office:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Time
wounds all heels."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 30pt;">On
a Septic Tank Truck:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">Yesterday's
Meals on Wheels</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 36pt;">At a
Proctologist's door:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"To
expedite your visit, please back in."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span
style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 36pt;">At an Optometrist's
Office:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 20pt;">"If you
don't see what you're looking for,<br>
you've come to the right place."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 36pt;">On a
Plumber's truck:</span><span
style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 10pt;"> </span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"We repair
what your husband fixed."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">On another
Plumber's truck:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 20pt;">"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">On a
Church's Billboard:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"7 days
without God makes one weak."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 30pt;">At a Tire
Shop in Milwaukee:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Invite
us to your next blowout."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">At a Towing
company:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 18pt;">"We don't
charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">On an
Electrician's truck:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"Let us
remove your shorts."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">In a
Non-smoking Area:</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 20pt;">"If we see
smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 36pt;">On a
Maternity Room door:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Push.
Push. Push."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 36pt;">On a
Taxidermist's window:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 20pt;">"We really
know our stuff."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">On a Fence:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive!"</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> <span
class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span
style="color: teal; font-size: 36pt;">At a Car Dealership:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"The best
way to get back on your feet -<br>
miss a car payment."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">Outside a
Muffler Shop:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 18pt;">"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
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style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 30pt;">In a
Veterinarian's waiting room:</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"Be back
in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">At the
Electric Company</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 18pt;">"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 18pt;">However,
if you don't, you will be."</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">In a
Restaurant window:</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 20pt;">"Don't
stand there and be hungry;<br>
come on in and get fed up."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 28pt;">In the
front yard of a Funeral Home:</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 20pt;">"Drive
carefully. We'll wait."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 30pt;">At
a Propane Filling Station:</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"Thank
heaven for little grills."</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 18pt;">And
don't forget the sign at a</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 30pt;">CHICAGO RADIATOR
SHOP:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 20pt;">"Best
place in town to take a leak."</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br>
</span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 30pt;">Sign on the
back of another Septic Tank Truck:</span><span
style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p>
<p class="ecxMsoNormal"
style="margin: 0px 0cm 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;"
align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 20pt;">"Caution -
This Truck is full of Political Promises"</span></p>
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