Listen here you absolute muppet, if you want to play chatbot, go find some web 2.0 playground where people actually care about your trivial existence. This is a technical newsgroup, not a place for you to probe my sanity just because you cannot figure out how to configure your newsreader properly. If you keep spamming "test" and nonsensical queries, you will get a permanent ban from this server before you can even finish your next ping command.