:D

"miego_brolis" <darius.n@takas.lt> wrote in message 
news:j99de2$orq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and
> says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
>
> He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and
> says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." The boss asks the foreman about
> him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We
> need him."
>
> So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a
> problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to
> fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs?
> Alcohol?"
>
> The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
> drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday
> morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my
> shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you
> know, I'm screwing her."
>
> The boss says, "You screw your sister?"
>
> The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."