dar bishki senu:) Jenna says: I Jenna says: l Jenna says: o Jenna says: v Jenna says: e Jenna says: y David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Jenna says: what the **** is your problem? Jenna says: why do you always do that? __________________________ <@cripwalker> my girlfriend is so fucking cool. <@cripwalker> we were arguing in IM last night about techtv being lame since g4 took over. <@cripwalker> she thinks its better now that theres more "pretty" people on it. <@cripwalker> that filter girl is, like, her idol. <@cripwalker> anyway, i wasn't giving up. i really believe that channel to be a lost cause, now. <@cripwalker> so she says to me "i'm gonna come over there and beat some sense in to you" <@cripwalker> then she logs out. <@cripwalker> about 10 minutes later, she pulls up in her car, runs into the house, walks in like she owns the damned place, and punches me hard as hell in the arm. no hello, or nothing. <@cripwalker> then she leaves. didn't even say goodbye. i was totally speechless. <@cripwalker> sure enough, 10 minutes later she logs back on. <@cripwalker> she says "i knew you'd see things my way." <@cripwalker> then she asks if she can come over to watch tv... <@cripwalker> i'm sooo gonna marry her! ________________________ <frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using * frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ... ---------------------------------- <dev-hda0> Damn... while coming home from the store, this drunk came up to me, and was like, <dev-hda0> "Hey, you big black nigger! Loose-lips McGee, why don't you go back to your monkey relatives? Bet you couldn't even add 1 + 1." <dev-hda0> And I calmly respond, "What's the derivative of cosecant(x)?" <dev-hda0> he just replied, "fuck you" and left... *** Join: Elexon <Elexon> shit, I just got owned so badly by a black guy on the street... ----------------------------------- <pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation <cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do? ------------------------------------- Miraculous> does anyone know anything about routers? Rukus+> the most important advice i can give you Rukus+> do NOT rip it out of the wall when drunk and say you have defeated the matrix --------------------------------------- **You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this** (19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers. (19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead? (19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field? (19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail? (19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other? (19:23:08)<Naive-EOC> Stealing? (19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood? (19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece? (19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid? (19:23:20)<Jaayy> ... (19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK! ------------------------------------------- <idsif> you're smarter than the average american <ascian> of course. i'm canadian. --------------------------------------------- <evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock. <evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case. <evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process. <evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely. <evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!". <evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works". <evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :). ------------------------------------ <erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.