paskutinis axujienas :DDDDDDD


"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:gqfr0g$iuk$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Nyoronyoden says:so yeah...I bought a fairly expensive class ring
> Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings
> Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace
> Nyoronyoden says:...a friend of mine said "Dude, you're fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry"
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> <jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis
> <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
> <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print
> <jax> it didn't work :(
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> Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry.
> Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast
> Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!!
> Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!!
> Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake.
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> Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that.
> Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive.
> Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan."
> Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan."
> Fizzkittens: Argh!
> Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up.
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> <johno> yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry.
> <jess> hahaha ok
> <johno> yuh
> <johno> theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort
> <johno> i yell at myself to do it
> <johno> hit myself around the room
> <johno> then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair
> <jess> wtf seriously who the fuck are you
> <jess> thats fucked up who says that shit
> <johno> yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse.
> <johno> thanks.
> quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly)
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> <LifeIsGood2u> I got the worst fortune after having a condom break
> <Incubor> what
> <LifeISGood2u> "Even the smallest leak can sink a ship"
> <Incubor> Damn Asian Cookies
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> <Spiff-Johnson> So i bought a shirt from express men.. does that make me gay?
> <cool4dude> no, the fact that you have sex with men makes you gay
> <cool4dude> the shirt just makes you a stereotype
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> <richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
> <w3wsrmn> took him 3 days
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> <Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share.
> <Fyad> Just curious what to buy next... 
> <r_heart> apple
> <hoobsta> Apple
> <sailo> apple
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