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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:gpd6ej$m2d$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
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> If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
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> To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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> If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
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> Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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> I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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> If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
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> To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
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> To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
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> I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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> Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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> Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
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> I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
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> If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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> Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
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> Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
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> I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
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> I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
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