Re: Pora (kankoreziu) [DeeJay @ 2010-10-29 14:54:05]

Tema: Re: Pora (kankoreziu)
Autorius: DeeJay
Data: 2010-10-29 14:54:05
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>yra labai ger</FONT></DIV>
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  <DIV>"Paulius" &lt;<A href="mailto:xxx@xxx.com">xxx@xxx.com</A>&gt; wrote in 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Vyras 
  su mona miega. Staiga-kyrus skambutis  duris.Vyras, keikdamasis eina 
  atidaryti. Ant slenksio stovi kaimynas Petras, akivaizdiai igrs :- 
  Antanai, eime su manimi, ia alia, padsi pastmt....- Tu k visai 
  iprotjai? Trys valandos ryto. Susirask ka nors kit,ir dar girtas!!!.Vyras 
  vl gulasi  lov<SPAN class=text_exposed_show style="DISPLAY: inline">. mona 
  klausia kas buvo atjs.- Petras klimpo, papra pastumti. A j pasiuniau 
  ant trij raidi....- Tu brangusis, neturi jokios uuojautos. Prisimink, kaip 
  ms automobilis ugeso,lietus,ir nepastamas vyrukas stumd mus vis 
  valand? O tu k,kaimynui negali padti?Vyras vl keikdamasis lipa i lovos, 
  apsirengia. Kieme visika tamsa.aukia:- Bli*t Petrai! Kur tu? I tamsos:- A 
  ia! Ateik ia!-Da by*i a matau, na kur tu????- Na ia,ia gi, ant 
  supyni!...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-FAMILY: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Mokytoja 
  klausia pradinuk, kuo jie nort dirbti uaug. Onyte sako, kad nort bti 
  pardavja, mokytojaj pagiria, Jonukas nort bti kosmonautas, gal gale 
  rank pakelia Petriukas.<BR>-Na, sakyk...<BR>-A noriau bti 
  seksopatologas.<BR>Mokytoja pasimetusi klausia:<BR>-Ar tu bent inai, k tai 
  reikia?..<BR><SPAN class=text_exposed_show style="DISPLAY: inline">-A galiu 
  paaikinti... Matote, u lango, ant suoliuko sdi trys moterys ir valgo ledus: 
  viena ledus laio, kita iulpia, kita kanda. Kuri turi vyra?..<BR>-Na, turbt 
  ta, kuri iulpia...<BR>-Tai va, mokytoja, vyr turi ta, kuri yra su vestuviniu 
  iedu, o a gydysiu tokias kaip 
  js...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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  data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN class=UIStory_Message>Ateina negre pas 
  ginekologa. O daktaras toks visas susimastes,alkunem zandus i stala 
  pasiremes,i viena taska ziuri. Nieko nesakydamas galva mostelejo negrei 
  ,rengtusi ir sestusi ant "vertalioto". Si nusirenge, kojytes i virsu 
  ..sedi..laukia..<BR>Daltaras visas susimastes is leto zvilgsni nukreipe ten 
  ,kur jam ir priklauso<SPAN class=text_exposed_show 
  style="DISPLAY: inline">ziureti.<BR>Staiga jo veidas nusvinta didele ir 
  laiminga sypsena:<BR>-Pagaliau.Apsisprendziau. Porshe.Juodas su raudonu odiniu 
  salonu ..!!!!!!!!</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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  data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN class=UIStory_Message>Kalbasi du draugai. 
  Vienas klausia:<BR>- Sakyk, ar tavo mona rkia, kai js mylits?<BR>Kitas 
  atsako:<BR>- Ne, ji rkia vliau, kai pimp  uuolaidas valau... 
  :D</SPAN></H3>
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  data-ft='{"type":"msg"}'><SPAN class=UIStory_Message>*Justulis.: ka darytum 
  jei tave uzpultu banditai?<BR>Narkuz: ziurint kokie?<BR>*Justulis.: nu tipo 
  treningai , peilis<BR><SPAN class=text_exposed_show 
  style="DISPLAY: inline">*Justulis.: aplink tamsu<BR>*Justulis.: nieko 
  nera<BR>*Justulis.: ka darytum?<BR>Narkuz: jei butu apsupe<BR>Narkuz: 
  tada<BR>Narkuz: ciuju<BR>Narkuz: pisciau kokem mazesniam is kojos<BR>Narkuz: 
  kad nuvirstu<BR>Narkuz: ir begciau<BR>Narkuz: ;D<BR>*Justulis.: ;dD<BR>Narkuz: 
  ka tu?<BR>*Justulis.: As tai issitraukciau savo ismanuju telefona ir vieno 
  mygtuko paspaudimu paziureciau kokie rytoj orai.<BR>*Justulis.: 
  (rofl)<BR>Narkuz: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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