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"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
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> nesakyk, patiko ;)
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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>> suka:)
>> "zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
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>>>A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away 
>>>from
>>> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish 
>>> faith.
>>> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A 
>>> year
>>> later the young man returned home.
>>> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son 
>>> said.
>>> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while 
>>> in
>>> Israel I converted to Christianity."
>>> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
>>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and 
>>> sought
>>> his advice and solace.
>>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too 
>>> sent
>>> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
>>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
>>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too 
>>> sent my
>>> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our 
>>> sons?"
>>> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
>>> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts 
>>> to
>>> the Almighty.
>>> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "Amazing 
>>> that
>>> you should come to me. I, too, sent my son to Israel..."
>>> And this is a repeat for those, who looks to the answers at first...
>>> A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away 
>>> from
>>> his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish 
>>> faith.
>>> To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A 
>>> year
>>> later the young man returned home.
>>> "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son 
>>> said.
>>> "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while 
>>> in
>>> Israel I converted to Christianity."
>>> "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
>>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and 
>>> sought
>>> his advice and solace.
>>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too 
>>> sent
>>> my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
>>> So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi.
>>> "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too 
>>> sent my
>>> son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our 
>>> sons?"
>>> "Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
>>> So they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts 
>>> to
>>> the Almighty.
>>> As they prayed the clouds opened and a mighty voice stated, "This is
>>> actually a very clever joke, nice!..."
>>>
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