descartes :DDDDD

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:i67tcb$p5c$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> ...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have 
> a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a 
> drink named Steve?!"
>
> ...This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya 
> have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...
>
> ...This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."
>
> ...A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his 
> feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog 
> took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog 
> doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my 
> dog."
>
> ...Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a 
> beer?" Descartes replies "I think not" and POOF! he vanishes...
>
> ...A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
>
> ..A guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!" he said...
>
> ..Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have 
> a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the 
> other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood 
> lite..."
>
>
> -- 
> ___________
> ©Toxis