geri :)))

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> from da internets;)
>
> ish ten pat:
>
>
> shiek tiek trumpu durnuchiu:
>
> Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony 
> wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> --
> A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but 
> don't start anything."
> ---
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> --
> n walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer 
> please, and one for the road."
> --
> Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste 
> funny to you?"
> --
> Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
> --
> Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 
> "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
> believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
> --
> I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find 
> any.
> --
> A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, 
> doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - 
> I've cut off your arms!"
> --
> What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f s h.
> --
> Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says," 
> Dam!"
> --
>
>
> "Artūras Šlajus" <x11@arturaz.net> wrote in message 
> news:i0f383$k56$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> :D Uber
>>
>> kur tu tokius trauki?