Sorry guys - we're just trying to respect the Icelandic economy's last wishes: to scatter its ashes all over Europe.

Now it's really time to learn this word: Eyjafjallajökull. Eyja-fjalla-jökull.

Sorry Iceland, your volcano is costing you valuable votes for Eurovision.

Dear Iceland: If your volcano delays my flight to Hong Kong, I will never buy another Bjork CD again.

Honestly. If you can't look after your volcano you shouldn't be allowed to keep one