Tema: Anekdotai (sorry jei K)
Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2009-12-08 12:38:57
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class=Apple-style-span>Paov Petkai pet baltieji ir is vargas plaukia tik su 
viena ranka.<BR>Atskrenda varna ir klausia:<BR>- Petka, o kodl tu tik viena 
ranka plauki?<BR>- Kad man baltieji pet paov, tai man skauda.<BR>Varna apsuka 
rat ir vl grta prie Petkos<BR>- Petka, o vis tik, kodl tu tik viena ranka 
plauki?<BR>- Gi jau sakiau, man baltieji pet perov! Rank skauda ir negaliu 
irtis!<BR>Varna nuskrenda ir po kurio laiko vl grta:<BR>- Petka, na vis gi 
kodl tu tik viena ranka iriesi?<BR>- Blet!!! Kiek tau kart sakyti galima - 
PAOV MANE BALTIEJI!!<BR>- Ne Petka, a manau, kad tu ten 
droini.</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Tupi du virbliai extremalai ir galvoja k ia nuveikus 
extremalaus, iri traukinys vaiuoja su atidarytu langu, vienas kitam sako 
davai skrendam apsukam 2 ratus ir iskrendam. Kitas - gerai, nu skrenda jie 
apsuka 2 ratus iskrenda nutupia ant akos, sako nu zajabys, bet maai - dar 
kako reik. iri mersas 600 vaiuoja. Vl sako davai skrendam apsukam 2 ratus 
ir iskrendam. Kitas - gerai, na vl skrenda jie apsuka 2 ratus iskrenda. 
Toliau kalbasi - pyzdec adrenalinas bet reik rimiau k nors. Nuskrenda  plia 
iri merga nuoga guli isisktus, ir sako vienas nu ia bus achujena davai 
skrendam py$don apsukam 2 ratus ir iskrendam, kitas nu gerai. Iskrenda vienas, 
skrenda kitas , vienas apsuka 2 ratus iskrenda, kitas apsuka 2 ratus, nori 
iskrist tik pyst boba kojas suglaudia ir pauktis lieka.<BR>Eina du narkomanai 
apsivare pliau, iri nuoga boba guli, sako davai ipisam, kitas - ok. Priena 
pirmas prie mergos skeia kojas, tik pysk virblis iskrenda, - narkas pasimetes 
sako kitam, nu pyzdec reik dozes maint, o tai vos inkilo 
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class=Apple-style-span>Ginijasi rusas, pranczas ir amerikietis, kas baisiau 
pagiriotas buvs. Amerikonas:<BR>- Atsibundu savo mano viloj... alia guli mano 
svajoni blondin... noriu, bet nestovi...<BR>Pranczas:<BR>- Atsibundu savo 
jachtoj, dviej mergik glbyje... noriu, bet nestovi...<BR>Rusas:<BR>- 
Atsibundu, iriu, kad patvory, visas apsidrasks, aplink purvas ir dai, birka 
ilindusi stovi, ant jos tupi varna ir kapoja... o mane taip trokina, kad netgi 
nachuj pasisti jos negaliu!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>- Kuo skiriasi moteris nuo "batareikos"<BR>- "Batareika" 
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class=Apple-style-span>Viena ponia labai mgo dirbti dare. Bet jos pomidorai 
niekaip neprinokdavo. Ji paklaus patarimo pas kaimyn, kurio pomidorai labai 
graiai raudonuodavo.<BR>Kaimynas pasak:<BR>- Kiekvien dien du kartus a 
nusirengiu visai nuogas ir vaiktau po dar. Pomidorai i gdos ir 
parausta.<BR>Ponia labai norjo pomidor ir padar taip, kaip kaimynas patar. 
Po dviej savaii kaimynas paklaus, kaip jai sekasi su pomidorais.<BR>- Blogai 
sekasi, - sako ponia, - bet js pamatytumt, kokio dydio mano 
agurkai</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Vaiuoja nakt taksistas, darbo nr, tik iri stabdo j 
blondin, apsirengus brangiais kailiniais, dar nepraradus prekins ivaizdos. 
sustojo, blondin atsisdo ant galins sdyns ir papra nuvet  kit miesto 
gal. Vea j taksistas, pasiiri  veidrodl, o ji be kailini ir tik su 
apatiniu trikotau. Na taksistas  veidrodl  keli, tik vilgt o ji jau visai 
nuoga. Na taksistas jau  veidrodl iri daniau negu  keli. Atve blondin 
iki vietos, ji susirinko drabuius, ilipo, susimokjo ir nujo. Taksistas tik 
apsisuko ir iki artimiausio baro. Usisako bare 7 bokalus alaus, atnea jam 
padavja padkliuk su tais septyniais bokalais, jis pirm igeria, pasiiri 
sau tarp koj:<BR>- Nu k neatsistojai, dabar tai jau myt 
gausi...</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Susiruo Adomas ir Ieva  okius. Abudu pradjo ruotis, 
taisytis, puotis... Tik staiga Ieva ir klausia Adomo:<BR>- Adomai, Adomai! 
Praau patark man, su kokiu lapeliu ia geriau bt prisidengti savo gd: su 
klevo, uolo, o gal su bero...???<BR>- Usidk dilgls - ten daug nachal 
bus...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Vienas kaimynas kitam:<BR>- sivaizduoji, kokia mano 
mona: guliu sau ant sofos, iriu TV, lauke iulba paukteliai, saulyte 
viecia, lapeliai skleidiasi, o mona vis t pat: "Inek eglut! Inek 
eglut!"</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span>Ateina  bar vyrukas ir sako:<BR>- Man 18 stopki 
degtins!<BR>Barmenas tyldamas pila, o vyrukas toliau savo varo:<BR>- Dabar 
trei ir atuoniolikt iimk!<BR>Barmenui pasidaro domu ir jis paklausia kam 
to reikia.<BR>- Matai, atsako vyrikis, nuo treios stopks man kablys, o nuo 
atuonioliktos koma...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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