aha :DD "Kaksht" <kaksht@notmymail.com> wrote in message news:h08dqj$gca$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > blyn paskutinis uzmushe :'DDDDDDDDD > > -- > Honda Civic '00 EK3 1.5 Vtec-E > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:h08dgr$fqe$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... >> ------------ >> I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole >> a bike and asked for forgiveness. >> ------------ >> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be >> changed regularly, and for the same reason. >> ------------ >> Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. >> ------------ >> If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one >> enjoys it? >> ------------ >> Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of >> captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool >> and throw them fish? >> ------------- >> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an >> erection, make him a sandwich. >> ------------- >> If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. >> ------------- >> The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. >> ------------- >> We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. >> ------------- >> I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and >> a shot of tequila. >> -------------- >> The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in >> the taste. >> -------------- >> Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you >> wish they were. >> -------------- >> I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. >> After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch. >> -------------- >> Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. >> -------------- >> >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis