You: hi
Stranger: good evening.
Stranger: depending on where you are
You: no, it's morning
You: who are you
Stranger: does anyone really know who they really are?
You: Aliens...
Stranger: zombies
You: yah, living undead
Stranger: its notthing to joke around about
Stranger: swine flu started the scare
You: and now, future will be like in movie "Resident Evil"
Stranger: hopefully they're that slow... I'm hoping its not some I am 
Legend type shit
Stranger: I'll find Ving Rhames real quick
You: no man, we die first, and see nothing
Stranger: hell no, i'll be prepared, im livin this shit through
You: so you are wegeterian?
Stranger: i have no idea what that is
You: men, who dont eat meat....
Stranger: naw i'm actually a big fan of meat
You: whell, thats bed, becouse i'ts a big risk
You: pig flu, bird flu and so on...
Stranger: thats cool. im down with meat. meats down with me eating it. word.