Užsiskaičiau apie programinantį dievą ir prisiminiau šitą:


{ ... }

Weather.Create;
Weather.Snow.Initialize;
Weather.Wind.Initialize;
Weather.Conditions(Degrees.Zero, Wetness.95%);

People.Bind(Platform);
Timer:=Platform.People.Clock.Minutes;
MaxWait:=32;

while not Train.Arrived do begin
  if Platform.People.Clock.Minutes-Timer>MaxWait then begin
    Platform.People.Твою мать('Да где же эта чертова электричка?!')
    Timer:=Platform.People.Clock.Minutes;
    if MaxWait>1 then MaxWait:=MaxWait div 2 else begin
     Platform.People.ТвоюМать(ОЧЕНЬ_СИЛЬНО);
     MaxWait:=32;
    end;
  end else
    Platform.People.Walk(Platform)
end;

for Stations in [Царицыно..Подольск] do begin
  Train.Show;
  Train.Stop;
  Platform.People.ТвоюМать('Как всегда, набитая! ;-(');
  Train.Doors.Open;
  Train.People.FallOut(Platform);

  { People are going to enter the train... }

 Counter:=Platform.People.Push(@Self, Train,CNT_Till_глаза_на_лбу);
 Platform.People.Push(@Self,Train,Counter * 2);

  while not Train.Moves do begin
    Platform.People.ТвоюМать('Еще одного!!! Hу в сеpедине же пусто совсем!!!');
    Train.People.ТвоюМать('Ну куда вы лезете - не видите, места нет!');
    Train.Driver.ТвоюМать('Идите все к черту, а я закрываю двери! ;-E');
    Platform.People.Push(@Self.Train,1);
   Train.People.DeepВыдох;
  end;

  Train.StartMove;

  try
   Train.Doors.Close;
  except
   Train.Doors.Open;
   Train.People.FallOut(Railway);
   Train.Doors.Close;
  finally
   Train.Doors.Lock;
  end;

   Babka:=Train.People.ExecSQL('SELECT *FROM People'+
   'WHERE People.Age>60 AND People.Sex=UNDEFINED AND
   People.Flags=(самое_толстое AND самое_вредное)');

  { Every time you eat ... }

  Babka.Bag.Fish.StartSmell;

  while Train.Moves do begin
   Babka.TurnAround;
    Train.People.ТвоюМать('Долго ты еще будешь вертеться?!?!'); 
         Babka.ТвоюМать('А что, нельзя? На себя посмотри, алкаш!');
    Train.People.ТвоюМать(WM_SEND_FAR);
    Babka.Idle(Time.Seconds.10);
  end;

  People1:=Train.People.ExecSQL('SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.Out:=WILL');
  People2:=Train.People.ExecSQL('SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.Out:=WONT');
  People3:=Train.People.ExecSQL('SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.Out:=CANT');

  { Action 1 }

  People1.Ask(Train.People[People2], 'Вы выходите?');
  People2.Message('Нет');

  { Action 2 }

  People2.Kick(People1);
  People2.ТвоюМать('Куда прешься???');
 People1.ТвоюМать(WM_SEND_FAR);

  { Action 3 }

  People3.Kick(People2);
  People3.ТвоюМать('Ну пройди в середину, че встал как пенек у входа?!');
  People2.ТвоюМать(WM_SEND_FAR);

end;

Train.People.Pop(@Self, Train, All);
People.Bind(BusStation);
BusStation.People.DeepВдох;

while not Bus.Arrived do
BusStation.People.Idle(тупо_уставившись_на_расписание);

Bus:=Class(Train);

{ ... }