yes! ;)

"Toxis" <tox@home.lt> wrote in message 
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> ble!
> specialiai perskanavau gala, nepamachiau saves, skaitau toliau vadinasi:)
>
> "zZz"  wrote in message news:jkv1f8$66g$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>
> The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a
> cockerel. He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday
> night, the cockerel was missing. The priest, suspecting fowl play decided 
> to
> say something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the
> congregation, has anyone got a Co*k? To which all the men stood up. 
> "No,no,"
> he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a
> Co*k?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant
> either. Has anyone seen a Co*k that doesn't belong to them." Half the 
> women
> stood up. "No, no," And just because Toxis is absent today "we can finish
> this joke with the correct ending", He said, now thoroughly embarrassed
> "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY Co*k?" 
> All
> the choirboys stood up.