Does ring telephone - allo, this signoras kind? This of Ernesto, 
[domoupravlyayushchiy] of your out-of-town    residence.  - Yes, Ernesto, 
this is I. Anything did happen?   - I simply wanted to you to say that your 
parrot…. it died.  - As it did die? My parrot? Prize-winner of international 
competitions?   - Yes, signoras.  - Features, I to it [ugrokhal] lots of 
money. Of what it did die?   - It [sel] of rotten stuff, signoras born.  - 
T[ukhlyatiny]? Who it did feed by rotten stuff?   - No one, signoras. It 
itself pecked silent meat from the dead horse.  - What horse?   - Your Arab 
jumper, signoras it born.  - As, my stallion is also dead?   - Yes, 
signoras. It dragged cart with the water and it did not maintain.  - You 
that, from the mind did descend? What cart with the water?   - By which we 
put out fire, signoras.  - Lord, fire?   - Yes, signoras, in your house. 
Curtain caught fire from the spark plug.  - What feature!!! You want to say 
that my estate is burnt-out from one    candle?   - Yes, signoras.  - Why 
you did light up candle, Ernesto?  - For the burials, the signoras.  - What 
of burials???!!!!   - Your wife, signoras. It is alien late at night, I 
thought that these are pilferers and    it struck by your its new club for 
the golf Of taylor Of made Of super Of quad 460.    ......... Long silence 
..........     - Ernesto, if you broke this club, to you complete 
[pizdets]!!!!!