dailu :)

"zlc" <zelceminas@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> Livigno paminetas, nes ten yra tax free zona, del to gerybes pigiau. Del 
> Sicilijos nezinau, bet primine sita :D
> An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. 
> "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 
> .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
>
> "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex 
> watch instead."
>
> "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina 
> have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of 
> bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with 
> another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say 'TIMES UP?' "