"xooo" <asd@asd.lt> wrote in message news:ip4ihp$63p$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Deja tik angliškai:
> 
> There is a LHC report the when particles collide on the French side of the 
> border, all particles must surrender or retreat.
> 
> When a third-grade student was asked to define the term "vacuum" in class, 
> she answered, "A vacuum is an empty region of space where the Pope lives."
> 
> Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
> 
> There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
> 
> A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest looks at it and says, "You 
> can't be here!". The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have 
> mass?"


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