A MAN went to the doctors suffering from a severe headache for years on end.

The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The 
bad news is it will require castration.

“You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your 
spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to 
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”

Joe was shocked but he knew he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time 
in 20 years, and he truly believed he could make a new life.

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need ... a new 
suit.”

He entered the shop and said, “I’d like a new suit.”

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see ... size 44 long.”

Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”

“Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. The salesman asked, “How about 
a new shirt?”

Joe was on a roll. “Sure.” The salesman said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 
16 ½ neck.”

Joe said, “That’s right, how did you know?”

“Been in the business 60 years.” Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit 
perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, “How 
about some new underwear?” Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.” 
The salesman said, “Let’s see ... size 36.”

Joe laughed, “Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years 
old.”

The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would 
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one 
heck of a headache.”

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Grzegorz

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